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Wednesday, February 6, 2019

KUMAR VISHWASH SHAYARI HINDI

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Mana nahi mana ki Choti Hai Tumhari skirt but Khwab Bade hone se iska kya relation ?
Khwaab to unke bhi bade ho sakte hain jo kapde hi na pehne
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Mana nahi mana Choti Hai Tumhari skirt but Khwab Bade hone se iska kya relation ?
Karna to bahut kuch hai saab but duniya ke naam pe hum boys se iska kya connection
Duniya to sabko judge karti hain
Boys ho ya girl sabko ye fass karti hai
Kis kis ko main kya kahun
Sapne hai mere kisi aur se main kya kahu
Tere taano se main thak chuka hu
All boys are same sun sun kar main pak chuka hu
Par haa aaj tujhe ye manna padega
Main characterless nahi hu
Haa Main characterless nahi hu
Ladkiyo ko main kabhi bhi galat nazar se nahi dekhta
All boys are not same
Ji Ha main characterless nahi hu
Wo kehte hai tum duniya mein sabse achhe ho
Bilkul thik
Yahi baat tumhe har baar apne new boyfriend ko kehna hain
Fir dating bhi hogi
Ghumna fhirna bhi hoga
Ek baar me 2,3 ko sambhal bhi lengi wo
Aur ek saath kayi ladko ko chutiya bana kar ke
Candle light dinner bhi hoga
Shoping bhi hoga
Sab kuch apne man mutabik hoga
Aur kayi baar to wo khud ke marzi se wo hamse lipatakar bhi soyengi
Aur iss beech kuch ulta pulta ho jaye
To breaking news banega all boy's are same
Sabhi ek jaise hote hain
Haa ek jaise lage bhi kyun na
Tumhe har baar new boyfriend ko test jo karna hain
Abe sali thodi sharm to kar
Duniya me hum boys ko badnaam karne se pehle thodi apni aabru bhi to dekh
Duniya ye saari iski maa ko ****
Uspe mai ladta kya na karta
Ijjat ki sabko apni padi
Hum boys girls ke liye shayad khilone hai thehre
Hamari feeling se tum sare aam khilwaad karo
Baat choti si ho jaye to use til ka taad karo
Apne dikhawe wale pyar ko lele andar tu apne
Iska bojh ab mai seh na saku
Koi confession aaj mai nahi karta hoon
Kyunki
Main characterless nahi hu
Haa Main characterless nahi hu
Hai first date
Mere liye koi toffee nahi laaya
Mujhe koi gift bhi nahi diya
Ha ab iska patta tha kata
Kyunki loyol and pyaar karne wale banda tha fasa
Loyolity se inko pyar nahi
Kya huaa jo ladke ne kabhi kuch nahi diya
Kya ladki ko usse pyar nahi
Kya ladki kuch nahi de sakti
Har baar baar baar tum taane kyun sune
Achhe ladke ko chor ye ye khud idhar udhar marwati
Slut bhi ye whore bhi ye hum to aaisa nahi samjhte
Achhe boys bhi hai duniya me jo sirf sex ke liye hi nahi marte
Jab bhi karte hain care hum khud se bhi jyada
Tab bhi inhe koi aur hi hai bhaata
You know if you are one of them then you are not a girl
You are nothing but only a player
Jise sirf ladko ke feeling ke saath hain khilwad karna
Khelna unhe khilona samajhana
Chal tere attitude ko thodi hawa de hi dete hu
But haa
Main characterless nahi hu
Ha Main characterless nahi hu



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Ek din ki baat Hai
Shardi ki wo raat Hai
Jise soch kar aak bhi main ro padta hoon
Pyar kiya tha jisse use soch kar ankhe nam kar leta hoon
Kyun kiya maine proposal  accept
Maa kasam
Us din ko yaad karke aaj bhi dil pe chot lagti hain
Ek Ladki khud hi ladke ko propose kare
Baate chauniso ghanta har roz kare
Tere bin na rah paungi
Tujhe Chhod kar kabhi na jaaungi
Tu hi mera jaan hai jahan hai
Aaise na jane kitne jhuthe kasme vaade hazaar the
Ab batao dil se chahat rakhne wala banda galat kaha tha
Na Kabhi kuch physical
Na roz ka milna
Na aur boys ki tarah koi demand
Door se bhi hamesha use khushiya hi khushiya mere yaar di
Par uske sar par to ek saath na jaane kitne aage pichhe ghumne ki dhun sawar thi
Sun lo hum boys bhi kisi ke baap ka maal nahi
Jab ji chaha  istemal kiya
Jab ji chaha baat kiya
Jab ji chaha ignore kiya
Aur jab ji chaha relationship khatam kiya
Tum saari girl ko main galat nahi nahi bol Raha
Leikin hum saare boys bhi galat nahi ye bhi tum maan lo
Aur maana ki tum ladkiya rape nahi kar sakti
But hamare feeling , emoticon aur sentiments se khilwad karna ye bhi kisi rape se kam nahi